An interesting forward that I recievedAn
application was for employment
A
program was a TV show
A
cursor used profanity
A
keyboard was a piano!
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you
unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A
mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a
backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A
web was a spider's home
And a
virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!